Don Quixote 唐吉訶德情色按摩

「I walk to the desk but before I can reach, a lady points me to a sofa so I sit. Nice Lobby, plush sofas but not very comfortable to sit in.」(某成人論壇的一則到訪紀錄)

中譯:我往櫃檯走,還沒走到就有一位小姐指了沙發要我坐,我就坐下了。大廳不錯,沙發很厚,不過坐起來不是很舒服。

「Lady comes and explains the services but I'm not in a Nuru mood so I go for the standard room, 60mn @2,600. (They have a 40mn option for 2400 but I felt it would be a little rushed).」(同上)

中譯:小姐過來解說服務,但我沒有那個心情,所以選了標準房、60 分鐘 2,600。(他們有 40 分鐘 2400 的選項,但我覺得那會有點趕。)

「I ask for a lineup and she said no, cannot, but if I tell her what I want she can recommend, and if I don't like the girl I can change.」(同上)

中譯:我要求看一排人,她說不行,不過如果我告訴她我想要什麼,她可以推薦;如果我不喜歡那位,我可以換。

「She was available so I asked to see her and yes, seeing her in person was what I was expecting. Cute face, smiling」(同上)

中譯:她有空,所以我要求見她,結果本人就是我期待的樣子。臉很可愛,笑著。

「The room is clean, larger than other oilies. There is an inflatable mattress in the shower」(同上)

中譯:房間乾淨,比其他同類的大。淋浴間裡有一張充氣墊。

「she laid me down, slid the condom on (very clumsily and I had to adjust it)」(同上)

中譯:她讓我躺下,把保險套戴上(非常笨拙,我得自己調整)。

「10mn left on the clock and another soap up but this time a lot more mechanical, as if she was cleaning dirty dishes LOL」(同上)

中譯:還剩十分鐘,又沖洗了一次,但這次機械得多,像在洗髒盤子一樣,笑。