楚瓦楚瓦按摩店

「Location: F. Ramos Street, duol sa Robinsons' Fuente.」(某按摩心得讨论区的一则到访纪录)

中译:位置:某条街上,靠近一家购物中心。(原文最后几个字是当地语言的「靠近」。)

「All of the therapists are girls and are advertised as attractive (they state that explicitly on their menu). All of the therapists wear sexy outfits.」(同上)

中译:技师全部是女性,而且以「有魅力」作为宣传(他们在菜单上就明讲了)。技师都穿着性感的服装。

「Normal rate is 1,000 pesos but if you go at around 5:00 AM to 9:00 AM (which they call "Happy Hour"), the rate drops to 650 pesos only.」(同上)

中译:一般价是 1,000 披索,但如果你在早上五点到九点左右去(他们叫那个时段「欢乐时光」),价格只要 650 披索。

「The massage was absolute dogshit. 2/10, but since I found the therapist attractive, okay na lang. Don't come here expecting to get the best massage experience.」(同上)

中译:按摩烂透了,十分之二。不过因为我觉得技师有魅力,那就算了。不要抱着「来体验最好的按摩」的期待来这里。(原文中间夹了一句当地语言的「那就算了」。)

「Damage: 650 - Massage / 3,000 - Extra service / Total: 3,650」(同上)

中译:花费:按摩 650、加购 3,000,总共 3,650。