马里奥波罗行政俱乐部及水疗

本站要先讲来源状况:原话 30+ 则,横跨成人博客实访(2014)、英文论坛长文(2024-2026,含逐笔帐单)、Google 地图评论(转载)、印尼文评论;攻略站价目分开标、有一篇 2026 目录文几乎改写论坛文 —— 不当第二则独立心得。中文独立原话、TripAdvisor 专页:查无。本站查证日 2026-08-26。

【1】实付帐单(当事人,当地币照抄)

「local girls - 1.3 mil rupees」「import girls - 3.2 mil rupees」「dancer girls - 3.8 mil rupees」(某论坛,2024-12-30 Club 现场报价;他把盾写成 rupees,同串被纠正,照抄)

中译:本地籍 1.3 mil、进口籍 3.2 mil、舞者级 3.8 mil。

「Total Cost = rounded up 6.6 mil rupees」「Back to hotel a happy man!」(同一位,当晚总帐)

中译:总帐进位取整 6.6 mil —— 开开心心回饭店。

「Total Cost = 2.3 mil rupees」(同一位,隔天走 Lounge 的总帐)

中译:Lounge 那晚总共 2.3 mil。

同一人后段又记了另一次 Club:舞者级加一位自称俄籍的,光人 7 mil、设施/酒水/食物/小费另 1.1 mil(他的条列帐,非整句,本站照列)。

「Fyi the waiters in the facilities don't hound you for tips, but the bouncers and waiters in the Lounge do […] it's annoying!」(同一位)

中译:提醒:设施区的侍者不会缠着你要小费,但 Lounge 的保全和侍者会 —— 很烦!

「Total Damage - 2.6 M all inclusive of entry fee, lady drinks, beers and tips」(某论坛,2026-04,没开房的一晚)

中译:总伤害 2.6 M —— 含入场、lady drinks、啤酒与小费。

「Without drinks and tips my bill would be under 2mil.」(某论坛,2026-08,Spa 侧 60 分房)

中译:不算酒和小费,帐单会压在 2mil 以内。

「Malio lounge is not crazy expensive, but Malio club will cost 4mil for FS (1hr/1shot) with a dancer tier girl.」(同串回复,2026-08)

中译:Lounge 不算夸张,但 Club 舞者级全套(一小时/一发)要 4mil。

「The norm is to buy 20 shots. Approx 1.3M. That gets you approx one hour with your indo babe in a private VIP booth (with curtain).」(另一位,2026-08 串)

中译:试跳的常规是买 20 杯、约 1.3M,换大约一小时的帘子包厢。

对照 2014 年的讲法:「You can actually get some action with the dancer upstair with 20 Ladies Drink, usually its only BBBJ, but YMMV.」(某论坛留言,2014-09,原文拼字照抄)

中译:买 20 杯确实可以跟舞者上楼有点动作,但通常也就是无套口上那级,因人而异。

「Just be aware that imports are expensive. At Malio, they're 4.2M (maybe be up slightly) which is a lot of $$$$ for FS in Jakarta.」(同串回复,2026-08)

中译:注意进口籍很贵 —— 这里要 4.2M(可能还略涨),以雅加达全套来说是大钱。(⚠️ 与 2024-12 报价单的进口 3.2 mil 低于舞者 3.8 mil 对不上 —— 两说并列,本站不裁定)

「580k for entry and a double chivaz.」「If you wanna have a great time, allocate 2M for the night.」(某地图评论,原文拼字照抄)

中译:入场加双份 Chivas 580k;想玩得开心,一晚抓 2M。

【2】坑(并列,不圆场)

「it's one of the sharkiest places I've ever been to.」(某论坛,2024-06)

中译:这是我去过最会咬人的场子之一。

「They'll say it's free, but it's not. Minimum spend is 10 lady drinks, so 660k」「10 drinks lasted about 30m before the girl demanded more.」(同一位,讲二楼帘子包厢)

中译:他们说免费,其实不是 —— 低消 10 杯共 660k;10 杯撑了约 30 分钟,她就要更多。

「I asked about having them closed and I was told I had to purchase another 20 lady drinks which I did. However this did not really result in any change […]」(某论坛,2026-04 ——这次连帘子都是加购)

中译:我问能不能把帘子关上,被告知要再买 20 杯 —— 我买了,但其实没什么改变。

同一位的另一句但书:「The quality of their looks seemed to be a significant step down from what I remember […]」

中译:这批的外形水准,看起来比我记忆中明显掉了一截。

「they don't even include the condom. They want to charge you 50K for one.」(同串另一位,2026-04)

中译:全套连保险套都不含,要再收你 50K。

「Their logo should be an extended hand, palm up with a "tip, tip" caption.」(同一位)

中译:他们的招牌应该画一只摊开的手掌,配上 tip、tip 的字样。

「Make sure you get pricing before you commit to anything.」「there's a 30% tax and service charge on everything.」(某地图评论)

中译:答应任何东西之前先问价;所有东西都要加 30% 税与服务费。

「they charge a 32% service charge!」(另一则地图评论)

中译:他们收 32% 服务费!

30% 与 32% 是地图评论;35% 税是攻略站写的(等级照标,非网友)—— 并列,现场问。

同一位 32% 那则的另一面照列:「I have a love/hate relationship with this place. Despite the pricey services, those services are pretty top notch, and this is a great place to be until closing time at 3am.」

中译:我对这里又爱又恨 —— 服务虽贵但相当到位,待到凌晨三点打烊前都很享受。

「- Overpriced "facilities fee" of 150,000 IDR added to your bill even if you don't actually use the facilities.」(某地图评论)

中译:贵得离谱的 150,000 盾设施费,没用到设施也照加进帐单。

「They will rob you.」「check everything 10times.」(某地图评论,1 星口吻,原文照抄)

中译:他们会抢你 —— 每样东西查十遍。

「PIKIR PIKIR LAGI KLO KESANA」(某转载评论,印尼文)

中译:要去之前,想清楚再想清楚。

「It's 2025, yet you still can't tap to pay」(某地图评论)

中译:都 2025 年了,还不能感应支付。

【3】好的那面(并列;同则的但书照列)

「Malio has the best sauna of all the spas I visited here.」「Malio is a well-run, honest place that offers a classic, old-school Jakarta sauna experience without all the flashy lights and LCD screens.」(某论坛,2026-08 Spa 侧)

中译:Malio 的桑拿是我在这里去过最好的;经营稳、诚实,老派雅加达桑拿体验,没有那些花俏灯光和 LCD 屏幕。

同一位的但书:「When we entered the room the strong dumpy smell of mold or something hit my nose. Room was old […]」

中译:进房那刻,一股霉味扑鼻;房间旧了。

「Malio is my absolute favourite club in Jakarta.」「Not cheap but a lot of fun. Will be back next month.」(某论坛,2025)

中译:这是我在雅加达的最爱;不便宜,但很好玩,下个月还来。

2014 年的主实访(整体给四星)也照列:「Prices are given before hand […]」「A few hours of fun with a big bang to conclude usually ends up at 2 or 3 million Rupiah.」(某成人博客实访,2014-09)

中译:价都是事先讲好的;几小时玩到收尾,通常落在两三百万盾。

「Easily the best in Jakarta so expect the price to be on the higher side.」「The price however doesn't bother me. Rather it's the begging for tips from everyone.」(某地图评论 —— 赞与刺同一则)

中译:轻松算雅加达最好,价自然偏高;价不烦我 —— 烦的是每个人都在讨小费。

【4】女生,捧与踩并列(注意各讲的是谁)

「But Malio dancer girls are very hot and low milage compared to Class girls.」(某论坛,2026-08,原文拼字照抄)

中译:Malio 的舞者很辣,而且相比 Class 的女生里程数低。

「I had FS with local ladies two nights, both nights terrible service. All the girls did was try to kill my mood. Waste of money.」(某论坛留言,2014 —— 讲的是当地女生)

中译:我连两晚跟当地女生全套,两晚服务都烂透 —— 整场都在浇熄我的兴致,浪费钱。(同则后文写他还是会再去、但只为看舞者 —— 本站注)

「You read all these stories of these money hungry Malio dancers but this was the complete opposite.」(某论坛,2026-04 —— 遇到完全相反的)

中译:网上都说这里的舞者见钱眼开,我遇到的完全相反。(同则后文写她只提醒他给男服务生小费 —— 本站注)

同帐单串的另一面:「The bouncers checked my whole body and handbag […] quite professional.」(2024-12 那位)

中译:保全把我全身和包都检查了 —— 相当专业。

【5】现况

2026-08-19 还有论坛实访(傍晚六点进 Spa)、2026-04 有人进 Club;官方 IG 活动排到 2026-07、自称唯一官方帐号;目录 2026 年也照列。查无歇业/搬迁;名称是缩短(Malioboro→Malio),同一栋同门牌。

门牌小杂讯:官方写 13 A-H,个别转载站写过别的号 —— 以官方为准,照列不裁定。